Jeff Brown

Convention is Suspect



Posted: Monday, January 12, 2009

by
Inner Projection

                                                   Question Yourself. Trust only
                                                   What others say about you
                                                                      Johnny Beatific

Before sanctifying quantum mechanics,
Evolution, your religion of choice,
Dismiss these opinions, place them
On the back burner and turn up the heat.

Anything that makes sense
Put in a folder marked Pending.
Withdraw all your money and give it
To the neighborhood prophet, the one
You run from screaming each day.

Ask your youngest about the latest on afterlife.
Get your dog his slippers and paper.
Not the Times!  He's got a pad on the
Pulse of a blue chip market.

When lunching in public, chew loudly, burp often.
Leave dinner for other functions.
For breakfast, give yourself a break.

When driving keep your eyes off the road.
When walking try your hands instead.
Open a door for the advantaged.
Tell the needy to do the same.

If at any point you find yourself
Laughing uncontrollably
Look for me.
I'm the one breaking bread
With Buddha, Groucho,
And Nietzsche the whimsical one.
Jeff is a Career, Life, & Mentor coach & CEO of  www.InnerProjection.com: working with students and parents using the proprietary Success, Design and Preparation system creating a plan to ensure his clients are of the 30% of college grads who don't waste 10 to 15 years or leave 100s of thousands of dollars on the table.

Prior to owning Inner Projection, Jeff worked as a computer programmer and in tech. support, but hated it enough to move from his home in Connecticut to do stand up comedy in Boston where he worked with such comics as Bill Burr, Dan Cook, and Billy Martin and wrote for people like Mz. Michigan who needed material for her ventriloquism act. He then moved to Los Angeles to do more stand up, but found being a coach & college instructor more rewarding. He's married with 3 children.
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