Jeff Brown

What a Ballplayer!



Posted: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

by
Inner Projection



Announcers leave their home's
just to rap kinesthetic, wrap their
tongues about a Herculean
wonderland of swoosh, crack,
thump, whap, pop, a boisterous
chorus of blubbering ballyhoo.

Mmmm-my he's the most human,
human to ever turn a neck, blink,
butter a pancake and blah de
blah. Oh my! He's got two arms
and a couple of legs!
Can you handle it?
You've got to be there
to feel the DNA.


Can suck down a six-pack
in a single breath.
National home creosote remover
has ‘em standing in the aisles.
And what a pre-game show!
Puts tar on a bat, hand in a glove, feet on the ground . . .
How does he done, did, do it? 
 
Former womb resident.  He's out-a-there!
Now makes ‘em howl with wood and leather.
And the creosote in his chimney? You try and find some.
He's kissing babies, climbing into men's wombs, succor, suck or excel.
He's manned the heart breach under sagging metaphysical sigh.
He's, he's . . . the Guy who's replaced the proverbial why
with summer wizardry. The eternal gentleman
of swoosh, crack, thump, whap, pop.



Jeff is a Career, Life, & Mentor coach & CEO of  www.InnerProjection.com: working with students and parents using the proprietary Success, Design and Preparation system creating a plan to ensure his clients are of the 30% of college grads who don't waste 10 to 15 years or leave 100s of thousands of dollars on the table.

Prior to owning Inner Projection, Jeff worked as a computer programmer and in tech. support, but hated it enough to move from his home in Connecticut to do stand up comedy in Boston where he worked with such comics as Bill Burr, Dan Cook, and Billy Martin and wrote for people like Mz. Michigan who needed material for her ventriloquism act. He then moved to Los Angeles to do more stand up, but found being a coach & college instructor more rewarding. He's married with 3 children.
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